Grease Monkey is a strain with good genes. It takes the best traits of two classic, fan-favorites to offer a complex range of flavors and scents while packing a serious punch. Grease Monkey’s parent strain and Exotic Genetix original, Cookies and Cream, actually won Best Hybrid at the 2017 High Times SoCal Harvest Cannabis Cup. Crossing this strong, sweet hybrid with the decorated and intensely heavy Gorilla Glue #4 is how we wound up with the intensely aromatic and heavy hitting Grease Monkey.
GREASE MONKEY STRAIN EFFECTS
Grease Monkey is a 50/50 Indica/Sativa hybrid, but the effects will tend to lean more towards those of an Indica. A session with Grease Monkey will typically leave the user relaxed and couch-locked, but also provides a creative, focused headspace. The high typically starts off with a classic pressure sensation around the eyes and temples, gradually melting into a heavy relaxation. Those with anxiety or chronic pain will find significant relief in the strain’s tension-and-pain-obliterating effects. As dosage increases, Grease Monkey becomes a more effective sleep-aid, making this an ideal choice for those with insomnia.
A pro to some and a con to others, users have reported difficulty maintaining consistent thoughts or conversation, as the cerebral effects tend to leave one spacey and in a fog at higher doses. If you’re not planning on napping, this would be the ideal smoke while watching Twin Peaks in a dark room. Significant increase in appetite is to be expected, but be sure to have a drink nearby, as dry mouth is known to occur as well. Other reported side effects include dry, red eyes and dizziness.
GREASE MONKEY STRAIN PROFILE
Maybe the most significant point of Grease Monkey’s draw is the distinct aroma. Complex notes of sweet floral, piney vanilla, and baked goods in contrast with the discernible diesel profile of GG4 make for a seriously unique nose. The medium sized, dense, conical nugs tend to be absolutely coated in frosty white trichomes, and will typically be light-green in hue with an abundance of vivid orange pistils throughout and speckled with purple. The post-grind offers spicy/peppery notes that compliment the dominant sweet and floral aromas. Once combusted, this is a notably loud strain, again with heavy notes of vanilla and rocket fuel.
GREASE MONKEY Lab Results
High THC – 20.3%, .76% CBG, .08% CBD (Cannigma)
Primary Terpene: Caryophyllene (Spicy, Pepper)
Other Terpenes : Limonene (Citrus), Myrcene (Herbal), Humulene (Earthy)
STRAIN GROW TIPS AND INFO
Exotix Genetix sought out to breed resilient plants that were less susceptible to disease, mold, and mildew – Grease Monkey is no exception. With a flowering time of roughly 63 days (9 weeks), more experienced growers can expect large yields, around 20 oz if not more. Growers in cramped or covert quarters beware; Grease Monkey is known to grow quite tall and will absolutely reek. Always important to consider, taller plants will come with the added responsibility of more frequent pruning. All things considered, Grease Monkey is a good option for someone with the time and space required.
Grease Monkey seeds from Exotic Genetix may be available on several sites, including SeedCellar, or SeedsHereNow, but their actual availability may vary.