Wedding Pie

Wedding Pie is a delicious dessert cleverly disguised as a dank and intoxicating cannabis strain. This mouthwatering cross between Wedding Cake and Grape Pie will wipe away your pain and tension and leave you with a smile on your face. Let’s dig in!

Wedding Pie

Wedding Pie is the product of the Colorado cannabis greats Cannarado Genetics. The team at Cannarado have a level of experience and understanding in breeding, growing, and seed production that is almost unmatched. Cannarado has proven itself to be a time-tested standout among Colorado’s vast legal market, consistently delivering top-shelf genetics to medicinal and recreational patients alike. Seeds from Cannarado Genetics are all but guaranteed to be some serious heat.

This cultivar’s parent strains are an undoubtedly perfect match. Grape Pie is an exhilarating and uplifting indica-dominant strain known for its namesake aroma of fresh, sour grape juice. It owes its genetics to the likes of Cherry Pie and Grape Stomper, both of which are heavy-hitting dispensary staples. Grape Pie wasn’t specifically bred by Cannarado, but the actual cut that was used to make Wedding Pie was. Wedding Cake (sometimes referred to as Pink Cookies), a gobsmackingly powerful indica from Seed Junky, got its name (from none other than Jungle Boys) due to its “unmistakable vanilla cake frosting aroma”. Wedding Cake has won numerous awards, including 1st place for Best Hybrid at the 2018 SoCal High Times Medical Cannabis Cup. While this cut might not have a thrilling or mysterious origin story like that of Strawberry Cough or MAC, it makes sense that Cannarado would want to combine the two beloved parents. 

Wedding Pie Strain Effects: Indica or Sativa?

It would be technically correct to describe this strain as an indica-leaning hybrid, but Wedding Pie is so much more. You know that feeling when it’s late on a Friday night, you’re red-eyed, half asleep watching TV, and for a fraction of a second you think to set your 7 a.m. alarm? Wedding Pie is that beautiful instant where you remember that tomorrow’s actually Saturday. Wedding Pie greets tokers in a warm embrace of carefree euphoric relaxation and heavy eyelids. Clear your schedule and grab your sweat pants, because unless you’ve already called it a day, Wedding Pie is probably taking the liberty of canceling plans for you. You’ll feel effects almost instantly, with most users reporting a rapid-onset cerebral buzz, which gradually melts to a comforting full-body stone. Wedding Pie is going to be an absolute essential for insomniacs, but it is also a master pain reliever, whether that stems from a medical condition or just strenuous activity in your day-to-day life. 

A session with Wedding Pie will leave you blissed out and practically unable to focus on nagging thoughts and worries you might otherwise have throughout the day. Stressors probably aren’t the only thing you’ll lose focus on, though — it’s unlikely you’ll find yourself inspired or even able to do work or clean the house while partaking in this strain. The careless nature of Wedding Pie’s high makes it a safer choice for novice tokers or those with low tolerance. Even in higher quantities, anxiety and paranoia aren’t a concern — smoke too much and you’re more likely to be snoring than you are to be panicked or uncomfortable. 

Wedding Pie Characteristics and Terpenes

Wedding Pie is a decadent, dessert-like strain that some have described to have an aroma akin to that of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. The nutty, sweet grape scent is complemented by notes of lemon and petrol. The dominant terpenes found in Wedding Pie are caryophyllene, limonene, and myrcene. Caryophyllene accounts for the dank, ever-so-spicy aroma, and myrcene and limonene are a power duo typically found working together in strains with both lemon and diesel-heavy profiles. It only feels appropriate that the perfect end of the day strain has such a sweet and indulgent flavor. Buds come in a variety of lime-greens, set ablaze with a generous helping of vibrant orange pistils. 

Wedding Pie Grow Info

While growing, Wedding Pie favors colder temperatures. Growing at lower temperatures can have a direct impact on the abundance of purple found on the leaves and individual buds. Some growers take advantage of this trait, and ensure growing conditions result in vibrant purple-splotched nugs with the most bag appeal. 

Cannarado has never offered feminized Wedding Pie seeds. As a matter of fact, the odds of getting your hands on genuine Canarado Wedding Pie seeds are incredibly slim. Wedding Pie is typically ready for harvest in early October, usually amounting to a total growth period of 56 to 63 days. If you do manage to find some legit seeds, you’re in for a treat. Not only does Wedding Pie boast astronomically high levels of THC, it is also notorious for monster yields, with reports of as much as 16 oz/m2 indoors and 20+ oz/plant outdoors.