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Herbal Alternatives is one of DC’s original four medical marijuana retail locations that opened to serve patients after voters approved legalizing medical cannabis in 2012. For those of you who...
Today is a very special review day cuz we're adding a new category- psiloycybin! Now that Initiative 81 has passed (by an even wider margin...
Nov 20, 2020
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Welcome back, my intrepid band of trans-dimensional psychonauts! Now, I know what you all must be thinking: Why isn't the captain wearing any pants? And...
Joe Tierney
Nov 16, 2020
GT is back with your guide to this week's best weed gifts currently available from our favorite I71 delivery services! Third title is the charm,...
Oct 23, 2020
Long before the interwebs, mijos, we had the 80s. Ah, we were so innocent then. MTV had yet to discover reality television and played actual...
May 4, 2020
As you know, meeting leprechauns is usually such a tiresome affair. You have to find a rainbow, follow it to its end- which could very...
May 3, 2020
Couture de corona is my favorite things about the apocalypse so far. Naturally, the Gentleman has chosen to wear a bandana in the classic desperado...
Apr 11, 2020
Today we're gonna review a gLeaf Vape Cartridge from Maryland's medical marijuana program. The strain is called G Spot. No wonder I keep losing it!...
Jun 5, 2019
Today we're reviewing the Kalm Fusion THC Tablets available from Maryland's medical marijuana dispensaries. Classic edibles like brownies, cookies, & gummies will be on shelves...
Jun 1, 2019
It's time to look at TITS again, hooray! The heavily trichomed TITS have taken the cannabis world by storm. You can find all sorts of...
Mar 20, 2019
Today we're gonna talk about the Dixie Awakening Orange Zest Tablets, or as I like to call 'em, my weed pills. Hooray! We reviewed the...
Jan 23, 2019
Okay, rocketeers, let me bring you up to speed. Liberty was a medical marijuana cultivator in DC before they became licensed in Maryland. They used...
Nov 28, 2018
After a brief rest, the Gentleman was ready to resume his journey to the Los Angeles, where the fabled Jungle Boys cannabis grows. It was...
Oct 16, 2018
Million Dollar Baby ShatterWith the Benediction of the Elf Queen upon me, the Gentleman was ready to depart Denver and resume his quest, but there...
Oct 9, 2018
Ghost Hulk Live Rosin (710 Labs) Alright, it's time to catch y'all up on my adventures and my purchases along the road, like this incredibly...
Sep 25, 2018
Alright, I decided to stop posting pictures of various Verano products and just write a damn review already, geez. One of the hottest names around...
Aug 28, 2018
The Gentleman stopped by Herbology back on 4/20 and procured a flight of four nugs from the Maryland medical marijuana grower this Gaithersburg dispensary is...
Aug 7, 2018
Under the previous rules, DC medical marijuana patients had to choose a single dispensary to work with when they got their cards, so the Gentleman...
Jul 24, 2018
New brands and product lines are dropping like Soundcloud singles in Maryland's medical marijuana program halfway into its first year and the Gentleman's newest crush...
Jul 17, 2018
Phyto Management became Washington, DC's sixth medical marijuana cultivator soon after I left the city's medical marijuana program. Now that I'm a Maryland patient and...
Jul 11, 2018
Maryland's medical marijuana program prohibits the sale of what is traditionally thought of as edibles, so you won't find any weed brownies or gummies, but...
Jun 21, 2018
Gather round, my beatific bonobos, today we'll be reviewing Kind Therapeutics' LucidMood Calm Vape Pen! Kind Therapeutics holds both growing and processing licenses for medical...
Apr 30, 2018
The Bakked Dabaratus is on the forefront of a new generation of concentrate delivery systems, a pen-style distillate dispenser that's safe to touch directly to...
Apr 4, 2018
Dope City Supreme immediately impressed the Gentleman with strong branding and some of the prettiest flowers I've found around the District's I71 marijuana gifting scene....
Mar 28, 2018
The newest light of the I71 constellation, Illuminate DC is gifting cannabis to promote their 100% soy candles, handmade in the good ole' US of...
Feb 26, 2018
We first looked at I71 delivery brand Trending Leafs a few months ago. Their corporate mission is to be "The Voice of the Plant," to...
Feb 22, 2018
Did you miss me, my singing, bloodthirsty flora? Pardon the slightly extended absence. It's all very hush hush, you see, so allow me to direct...
Feb 20, 2018
202 Organics is one of DC's premier delivery brands- we looked at their Cristal flowers a while back- but they've got such an extensive gift...
Feb 2, 2018
The Apothecarry case is unbelievably swanky. It is exactly what I always wanted before I knew it was a thing, which saves me the trouble...
Jan 23, 2018
We may just over four hours away from a government shutdown, but the Gentleman is the very definition of essential personnel and thus, remains hard...
Jan 20, 2018
Soufeast Ratchet Cakes (Dope Uber) Ladies and lame, stupid boys (yuck!), it is my pleasure to introduce you this evening to one of DC's most...
Jan 11, 2018
