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District Organics Delivery started back in 2020 with a vision of creating a quality cannabis delivery service at an affordable price. Their company motto is “We don’t chase vendors to...
Today we're reviewing FatBudz DC's weed delivery service! Speaking of delivery, the algorithms found these post-apocalyptic future fashion clothes for me recently and now I'm...
Percival Bigglesby
Aug 25, 2021
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Today we're reviewing Royale Dankness, a DC weed delivery service par excellence. You know what they call a Big Dank in France, Jules? Ok, I...
Aug 18, 2021
Hello, my shmoopie pies, it's time to check out a new DC weed delivery service- DMV42ZERO! I just returned from a quick jaunt to the...
Aug 15, 2021
Today we're checking out Natural Vibes, a weed delivery service in Washington DC. The Gentleman knows all about vibes, daddy-o. I'm rocking black tourmaline to...
Aug 6, 2021
Tonight we turn the spotlight on Puff Kings, one of our favorite I71 weed-gifting brands in Washington DC. Spare a moment, sires, for your modest...
Joe Tierney
Jul 23, 2021
Hawkesbay Hemp is a brand-new DC weed storefront in the quiet Northeast neighborhood of Brookland, over by Catholic University. They invited your Gentleman to check...
Jul 3, 2021
If you're looking for a legit tour of Washington, DC, that just so happens to be 420-friendly, then you're in for a treat, kitty cat!...
Jul 2, 2021
The Gentleman has identified a fantastic flower for you to unwind with this weekend. I mean, really let the air out and let that ass...
Jun 17, 2021
Need a little gas to get you goin' this week? HOW IS IT ONLY MONDAY?!? Well, don't you fret none, sugar-toots, cuz we gotta primo...
Jun 7, 2021
GRADED: London Poundcake Flower Looking for a li'l pick-me-up this weekend? Heady Club's latest crop of London Poundcake flower has earned a 3.0 GPA (out...
Jun 4, 2021
It's beginning to look like we've escaped the cruel hand of Pestilence after all. I'm relieved, cuz Pandemic Apocalypse is one of the most boring...
May 30, 2021
Today we're breaking out our fancy-dandy new Flower Grading System for its first spin around the block! We'll kick things off with the Black Cherry...
May 23, 2021
A little late getting to the this set of reviews but I needed some time to recover after the Valentine's cam-girl weekend rush. What, you...
Feb 16, 2021
Hey hey everybody! It's, been, uh...2021 so far, huh? Cool, cool. I'm doing cool. You're probably doing cool, too. So that's cool. Glad we, uh...oh,...
Jan 14, 2021
Christmas is right around the corner and you want to know what to get your favorite stoner, cuz nothing ushers in the spirit of the...
Dec 7, 2020
Today is a very special review day cuz we're adding a new category- psiloycybin! Now that Initiative 81 has passed (by an even wider margin...
Nov 20, 2020
Welcome back, my intrepid band of trans-dimensional psychonauts! Now, I know what you all must be thinking: Why isn't the captain wearing any pants? And...
Nov 16, 2020
GT is back with your guide to this week's best weed gifts currently available from our favorite I71 delivery services! Third title is the charm,...
Oct 23, 2020
Heya, everybody! In my constant, burning, near-carnal desire to improve your experience here at GentlemanToker.com, we're gonna try something new. The weed in DC available...
Oct 7, 2020
Long before the interwebs, mijos, we had the 80s. Ah, we were so innocent then. MTV had yet to discover reality television and played actual...
May 4, 2020
As you know, meeting leprechauns is usually such a tiresome affair. You have to find a rainbow, follow it to its end- which could very...
May 3, 2020
A quiet, digital island getaway sounded the ticket when this whole quarantine started, but I ended up losing my shirt in a bad turnip deal...
Apr 15, 2020
Couture de corona is my favorite things about the apocalypse so far. Naturally, the Gentleman has chosen to wear a bandana in the classic desperado...
Apr 11, 2020
This is by far the most boring apocalypse. No swelling swarm of self-replicating nanobots. No super-hurricanes. Not a single radioactive kaiju or kraken! I was...
Mar 27, 2020
Today we're gonna look at the Frosted Oranges flowers from Maryland's licensed medical marijuana growers, Grow West from Cumberland. If you've not been out that...
Jul 16, 2019
Today we're looking at a new-fangled type of concentrate called DabTabs! They're available in Maryland's medical marijuana program from the Nature's Heritage brand, licensed locally...
Jun 25, 2019
Today we're gonna review a gLeaf Vape Cartridge from Maryland's medical marijuana program. The strain is called G Spot. No wonder I keep losing it!...
Jun 5, 2019
Today we're reviewing the Kalm Fusion THC Tablets available from Maryland's medical marijuana dispensaries. Classic edibles like brownies, cookies, & gummies will be on shelves...
Jun 1, 2019
Today we're gonna look at Sunday Brunch flowers from Evermore, one of Maryland's hottest medical marijuana brands. "Evermore" sounds like a fantasy kingdom, perhaps hidden...
May 29, 2019
Today we're gonna look at UKU, a recently-launched vape cartridge brand in Maryland! In Estonian mythology, Uku is the god of sky, weather, crops, and...
May 23, 2019
