GasStation415 has been one of the premier sources for Cali exotics over the last few years. Their facility in Northern California has been pumping out some of the tastiest modern strains with a level of consistency in quality that’s nearly unmatched.
The packs we’ve had the pleasure of sampling have turned out to be freshest flower and most innovative genetics available on the market today. One of Gas Station 415’s most iconic collaborations is Schrute Farms, a brand themed around The Office TV Show that’s dedicated to bringing some old favorites to our scene with the same quality as ever but at more affordable prices.
Review: Angela’s Sprinkles
From the bag appeal to the genetics of Angela’s Sprinkles, this is the perfect all day toke. I was grinning the minute I looked at the bag, emblazoned with a picture of Angela from The Office and her cat Sprinkles. It’s labeled with Schrute Farms logo and Gas Station 415 as the breeders. Upon reaching out to GS415 themselves, this green marvel of Angela’s Sprinkles is a duo cross of Spumoni Ice and Black Runtz.
As I opened the novelty bag, the Spumoni Ice lineage seems to impart a creamy, gelato-like undertone, while the Black Runtz influence contributes a punch of berry sweetness. This strain is a sensory harmony to the nose that sparks anticipation. The royal, deep purples, and lush forest greens make it a hit for the purple flower lovers like myself. It’s like a botanical fireworks show, and you can’t help but stare in awe before we even ground the nugget sized buds. As I took a closer look, the nugs appeared to be dusted with trichomes like morning dew on a psychedelic garden.
The flavor profile is complex, offering a swirl of creamy vanilla, hints of pistachio, and the unmistakable essence of ripe berries. The interplay between these diverse Runtz-y tastes create a nuanced and enjoyable smoking experience. The high kicked off with a cerebral euphoria. Yet, this mental uplift is tempered by a gentle body relaxation, like sinking into a plush chair after a satisfying meal. I felt laid back but not lazy. The strain’s potency is commendable, offering a steady ascent without veering into overwhelming territory. After smoking 2 joints of this strain, the reliability of the high adds a layer of confidence for those who appreciate a consistent and tailored cannabis experience.
Review: Kevin’s Famous GMO Chili
Based on the legendary moment from The Office, Kevin’s Famous GMO Chili is more of what we consider a sativa compared to the narcotic effects of the Prison Mike strain, and the graphic on the bag might be one of the most hilarious designs we’ve ever seen. As soon as we cracked the bag, we knew this one would be more energizing based on the scent. Like the rest of the Schrute Farms lineup, we were quite impressed with the quality for the price.
We weren’t given the genetics for our report, but we suspect something along the lines of Grease Monkey and Wedding Cake in the lineage. This sample was energizing and quite potent, and had sort of a fermented citrus scent to it. In our tests, we also found that this sample was quite smooth to smoke and had the same flavor as the scent. We tried it out first thing in the morning for a wake n’ bake and found it gave nearly the same jolt as an average cup of coffee. Like the other options from the Schrute Farms brand, this flower is great quality and doesn’t break the bank, and something we would recommend to folks looking for energizing strains with more modern genetics. Overall, this sample checked our boxes for flavor, effect, and smoothness, and we would recommend it to anyone looking for something to get them up and moving in the morning.
Review: Zeb Zero
Zeb Zero is a cross of (Durban Gushers x Kush Mints) also known as Gush Mints. Immediately out of the bag we could see the resin glistening off the nugs, but the true trichome coverage was revealed when we broke down the sticky neon green buds. The fresh flower rolled into a dense joint that absolutely suplexed us with its potency. The joint also smoked bone white all the way through, with a strong resin ring.
Gas Station’s bag designs have always been some of our favorites– this one has a frost theme with some Sub-Zero models in the top corner. Cracking the bag, our noses were attacked by the mentholated gas, and smoking it resulted in a most satisfying fatality. Oh yeah, I’m gonna finish it!