Thank you so much for all of your support, everybody! Fritz, my blunt-smoking robot partner, has crunched the numbers and positively determined that July kicked ass. In our first month of operation, GentlemanToker.com had 1,446 unique visitors and 3,065 visits (EDIT! I just checked yesterday's traffic and we had almost 900 visitors. Just yesterday! Wowza!) That means at least some of y'all looked at it more than once! It is definitely time to celebrate, which I intend to do right after my speech at the Green Light Festival Fundraiser tomorrow (come on out!).
One of you has a great reason to celebrate, too, because you just won free cannabis! I'm giving away seven grams of the Laughing Buddha (thank you Real Deal's Gardenz!) that I love so much. The lucky winner is Email Newsletter Subscriber #73, thanks to Random.org's random number generator. Huzzah! Number 73 (me & Fritz both know who number 73 is so don't go messin' about), email me back and we'll make arrangements to meet. Don't worry if you didn't win this time! Keep signing up and be sure to tell your friends and robots. The more subscribers I get, the more I can giveaway for free!
Shout outs to Capital Canna News, Real Deal's Gardenz, Phone Homie, District Greenhaus, and all the great folks that have helped me kickstart this guide to the finest cannabis in the DC. Any private growers, extractors, or edible makers are invited to submit your cannabis and if it's great, I'd be happy to feature a review for you! If you sell smoking accessories, blow glass, paint trippy art, etc., let's feature your work. If you have an event or a cause you're promoting, let me know. You can reach out to me on Instagram, Facebook, MassRoots, or just send me an email. Hang tight, folks! The Gentleman is just getting warmed up.