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Packed with a bowl full of insightful tips from and conversations with local experts, cannabis legends, and weed wonks. The Gentleman Toker is here to make sure that you don‘t...
Shoutout to Top Notch Terps for their CrossFader! The Gentleman loves a good caviar joint, makes me feel like a fancy-pants. Now, flourish the pinky!...
Dec 19, 2017
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Just wanted to give a quick shoutout to our friends at DC Seed Exchange for these very pretty, very frosty Shortbread flowers! Shortbread is a...
Dec 10, 2017
BudBox DC is one of the newest subscription box services for cannabis enthusiasts and brainchild of the head grower for Alternative Solutions, the highest-selling medical...
Dec 6, 2017
The Gentleman got the opportunity to try out some of Maryland's first crop of medical marijuana this weekend and came away very impressed with Guice...
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Dec 4, 2017
Chocolope Live Action UPDATE: Lit City was raided by the MPD. So if DC's marijuana pop-up shops aren't quite your cup of tea, but you...
Dec 2, 2017
Right, so you've already figured out by reading the title that this isn't your standard review. I suppose it's a review of what it's like...
Nov 11, 2017
Tarantulas from Canamelo, Ah, my worried, wall-eyed wallabies, it's always a good day when I get to announce one of my favorite gifts that are...
Nov 10, 2017
Kazooted Infused Truffles If you've been around the DC marijuana event scene long, you already know Kazooted. Their passion for their craft has made them...
Nov 4, 2017
It's a very special Wednesday, my wool-wearing wolves, for today we'll induct another edibles brand into the exclusive club that's actually got your Gentleman nice...
Oct 18, 2017
Greetings from the Fifth Circle of Hell, my malevolent minions! Not only is All Hallow's Eve tantalizingly close, but also, my stupid leg is in...
Oct 10, 2017
Alright, alright, I found my DC pals some great vape carts for delivery. You can stop @ing me! Please don't, it's the only human interaction...
Aug 31, 2017
The royal G. Toker recently noticed that I haven’t been reviewing anything but concentrates. “Too much cannabis oil”. HAH! Lay off the Fake News, will ya?...
Aug 29, 2017
Well, damn, folks. Reviewing my notes, it doesn't look like we've got much good flowers left to write home about from Las Vegas. Lots of...
Aug 15, 2017
Landrace Labs vs Dogtown Pioneers Heya, folks, it's i502 Drew here with more advice for you jet-setting dabbers that want to see what kind of...
Aug 13, 2017
Honeycomb concentrate from Cannavative in Las Vegas is the subject of today’s review and if you’re wondering why all the intros must begin with something...
Aug 1, 2017
DC's favorite cannabis-infused syrup, the infamous SLACTAVIS from Dr. Brokeleg, will be the subject of your Gentleman's review today. If you patronize the District's marijuana...
Jul 24, 2017
Alright, not every little corner of cannabis-legal Las Vegas was the best ever, as evidenced by this Bakked CO2 Distillate I picked up at one...
Jul 22, 2017
Fans of DC's favorite cannabis-infused syrup, your rejoicement is nigh, for Dr. Brokeleg's SLACTAVIS is NOW AVAILABLE from our good friends at Da DoGooders for...
Jul 7, 2017
Khalifa Kush from REEF Dispensary ooOoh, heeeyyy, maaaan. Do you *hup* do you *hup* didja know how much alcohol they give you in Vegas? It's...
Jul 3, 2017
Pardon the interruption for those enjoying my Denver series of reviews, but your Gentleman got to sample some Tarantula caviar joints from Bay Area standout...
Jun 24, 2017
Happy drizzly Monday eve to my dastardly District and DMV denizenites! Look, I know you're busy, what with your trendy gastric juice cleanses, three-day trip-hop festivals,...
Jun 19, 2017
Cherry Blossom Confections, from DC TeaPad, is one of the premier edibles line to grace the DC community with mouthwatering goodies. If you frequent cannabis-friendly...
Jun 12, 2017
The Gentleman has made his second round of the Denver cannabis scene, visited many dispensaries (ten), got a lil sumpin sumpin at each, and has strong...
May 24, 2017
I have been looking to get my hands on one of these 150mg Chocolate Chip Cookies for ever and after searching near and far for the elusive...
May 13, 2017
ENTER CODE "TOKER" IN THE SPECIAL INSTRUCTIONS FOR $5 OFF!DC Xtracts is the latest group of lab geeks to hit the District's cannabis scene offering...
Apr 27, 2017
Khaos Confections is one of the newest brands gifting weed edibles in Washington DC and even though I technically don't even "do" edibles reviews at the...
Apr 26, 2017
Okay, so I got to take part in the big #Trump420 joint giveaway put on by DCMJ and it was amazing. You've probably seen it...
Jan 24, 2017
Welcome to the future, baby! It may be a New Year, but we still got the same old problems. Global tensions rising in a surge...
Jan 3, 2017
Ah, finally! A chance to meet my favorite DC medical marijuana cultivator, open to everybody (you don't need to be a patient) at Takoma Wellness...
Dec 6, 2016
FIRST ANNUAL CAPITAL CUP WINNERS:CANDY:1st- Indelible Edibles, Lollipop 2nd- A Taste of Heaven, LollipopBAKED GOODS:1st- MariHemp, Graham Cracker S'more 2nd- EverybodyBakesWithChris, Brownie Cupcake with DrizzleCOOKED FOODS:1st-StonerGirl...
Nov 29, 2016