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As if it weren’t hot enough already, here comes Canamelo with Inferno OG! But if you can’t stand the kitchen, baby, they’ve also got White...
Aug 29, 2018
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Alright, I decided to stop posting pictures of various Verano products and just write a damn review already, geez. One of the hottest names around...
Joe Tierney
Aug 28, 2018
The last time I was in Denver, I stopped in one of the downtown dispensaries I like called Local Product and saw they had a freakin'...
Aug 21, 2018
This week's Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by one of my I71 delivery & pick-up faves, Trending Leafs! All you...
Aug 20, 2018
Doesn't that G6 Sunrock Shatter from Verano look deeelish? Mmm-mmm-mmm! I suppose it's called Sunrock cuz it's served in these crazy dense nugs of shatter....
Aug 14, 2018
The Gentleman stopped by Herbology back on 4/20 and procured a flight of four nugs from the Maryland medical marijuana grower this Gaithersburg dispensary is...
Aug 7, 2018
Under the previous rules, DC medical marijuana patients had to choose a single dispensary to work with when they got their cards, so the Gentleman...
Jul 24, 2018
New brands and product lines are dropping like Soundcloud singles in Maryland's medical marijuana program halfway into its first year and the Gentleman's newest crush...
Jul 17, 2018
Phyto Management became Washington, DC's sixth medical marijuana cultivator soon after I left the city's medical marijuana program. Now that I'm a Maryland patient and...
Jul 11, 2018
Maryland's medical marijuana program prohibits the sale of what is traditionally thought of as edibles, so you won't find any weed brownies or gummies, but...
Jun 21, 2018
No, I'm not screwing with you. I71 delivery fave DC TeaPad's Friday night menu includes the beautiful Purple...Dogshit...pictured above. It actually smells quite nice, spicy...
Jun 1, 2018
Gather round, my beatific bonobos, today we'll be reviewing Kind Therapeutics' LucidMood Calm Vape Pen! Kind Therapeutics holds both growing and processing licenses for medical...
Apr 30, 2018
Verano is the hottest name on the Maryland medical marijuana market right now. The dispensaries I've talked to all run out of any Verano flowers...
Apr 26, 2018
Quick shoutout to Honey Gold Capital! I quite enjoyed the '77 Dream and OG Kush HGC graciously allowed me to sample. If you're looking for...
Apr 25, 2018
You're a busy so and so, why should you have to dig through pages and pages and pages of Washington DC and Maryland dispensaries to...
Apr 18, 2018
Green Label GrindersToday's gift selection from Green Label Grinders:Black Lime (Indica)Larry OG (Hybrid)Monster Cookies (Indica)San Fernando Valley OG (Hybrid)Cannahiba Slims*ASK ABOUT GG4!*ASK ABOUT SWEET CHEESE!Reviews:...
Apr 11, 2018
The Bakked Dabaratus is on the forefront of a new generation of concentrate delivery systems, a pen-style distillate dispenser that's safe to touch directly to...
Apr 4, 2018
Dope City Supreme immediately impressed the Gentleman with strong branding and some of the prettiest flowers I've found around the District's I71 marijuana gifting scene....
Mar 28, 2018
Just showin' off these beautiful NOW AVAILABLE Mundo Purple flowers from I71 delivery fave Hidden Leaf DC!Reviews: King Kong and Grandma's Cookies VISIT HIDDEN LEAF!
Mar 25, 2018
The newest light of the I71 constellation, Illuminate DC is gifting cannabis to promote their 100% soy candles, handmade in the good ole' US of...
Feb 26, 2018
We first looked at I71 delivery brand Trending Leafs a few months ago. Their corporate mission is to be "The Voice of the Plant," to...
Feb 22, 2018
Did you miss me, my singing, bloodthirsty flora? Pardon the slightly extended absence. It's all very hush hush, you see, so allow me to direct...
Feb 20, 2018
Today, we'll turn our attention once again to Maryland's baby-fresh medical marijuana program, and as the divine hand of Fortune may have it, my first...
Feb 6, 2018
Glass House Gallery DC is the spot for the discerning head that desires to partake from only the finest paraphernalia. Every time I step in...
Feb 5, 2018
202 Organics is one of DC's premier delivery brands- we looked at their Cristal flowers a while back- but they've got such an extensive gift...
Feb 2, 2018
Abatin Wellness, one of DC's six medical marijuana cultivators, grows some of the finest flowers this Gentleman has ever smoked, as I've mentioned in this...
Jan 24, 2018
The Apothecarry case is unbelievably swanky. It is exactly what I always wanted before I knew it was a thing, which saves me the trouble...
Jan 23, 2018
We may just over four hours away from a government shutdown, but the Gentleman is the very definition of essential personnel and thus, remains hard...
Jan 20, 2018
Soufeast Ratchet Cakes (Dope Uber) Ladies and lame, stupid boys (yuck!), it is my pleasure to introduce you this evening to one of DC's most...
Jan 11, 2018
What better way to ring in the new year than take y'all behind the scenes at DC Xtracts, the first CO2 extraction lab operating under...
Jan 3, 2018