Tonight is the Super Moon, my perky, penumbral penguins! Per SOP, the Gentleman is locked up tight in his lunar cell. It’s simply too dangerous for me to be roaming about the city with +3 claws doin Agg damage. We still have some time before Luna’s power overwhelms me, so I figured we could have a chat about the flowers I got from a new marijuana gift delivery brand called Hidden Leaf DC before I transform into a mindless creature of rage, bent on the destruction of man and all his artifices. Sigh. Why did I bring my laptop in here?