Welcome back, my intrepid band of trans-dimensional psychonauts! Now, I know what you all must be thinking. “Why isn’t the captain wearing any pants?” And the answer to that is a resounding Yes! Let’s move on to today’s mission brief- Geordi, are you watching virtual pornographies while I’m speaking? Yes, you are, your visor is sharing your screen. Turn it the hell off! No one wants to see tha…oh my. Well, send me a link. Put your hand down, android! Ahem. Are we all quite done? As I was saying, our sensors have located a vein of primo cannabino that must be must be examined in Sector I-71. Set our coordinates to Heady Club DC!