Classic Cookies (Heady Club DC)

Welcome back, my intrepid band of trans-dimensional psychonauts! Now, I know what you all must be thinking. “Why isn’t the captain wearing any pants?” And the answer to that is a resounding Yes! Let’s move on to today’s mission brief- Geordi, are you watching virtual pornographies while I’m speaking? Yes, you are, your visor is sharing your screen. Turn it the hell off! No one wants to see tha…oh my. Well, send me a link. Put your hand down, android! Ahem. Are we all quite done? As I was saying, our sensors have located a vein of primo cannabino that must be must be examined in Sector I-71. Set our coordinates to Heady Club DC!

Heady Club DC has a basic, no-nonsense website that just so happens to include a few photos yours truly has taken of their cannabis flowers, which the Gentleman has long admired. The instructions say you need to become a member to order delivery but the process merely requires the same basic info that most services in DC ask for, so don’t let that daunt you. Remain undaunted! The current gift menu is listed here. You can call them at 202-460-8698 if you have any questions or use the contact form on their site.

Today we’re reviewing Heady Club DC’s Classic Cookies flowers. These buds are visually quite striking, alternating between shades of green and deep purple, with bunches of bright orange hairs spread across its surface like wildfires, and practically dripping with mouth-watering trichomes. Well-manicured, the extraneous stems have been removed throughout my sample, while some few purple sugar leafs remain for aesthetic purposes. This cannabis flower display ideal density and structure- tight, not tough. The only knock against is that they’re a little dry. Overall, the bag appeal here is excellent.

heady club dc classic cookies weed photo

Heady Club DC’s Classic Cookies has a warm and sweet aroma that reminds me of brown sugar or, like, a maple syrup barbecue rub…is that a thing? Oooh, it is, of course it is. See, this is why I don’t write before lunch. Where was I? Oh yes. The smoke itself, while not particularly flavorful, is smooth and produces no acrid bite, which is exactly what we want to see. Respect is warranted, however, as it is a thick smoke on account of the heavy trichomes. Moderate pulls will avoid any brief bouts of coughing of this heavy hitter. Overall, this herb makes an excellent, pleasant smoke.

The potency is intense on Heady Club DC’s Classic Cookies. A hybrid strain that leans sativa in its first phase, you’ll experience a rush of thoughts and ideas that make it ideal for brainstorming or creative pursuits. That energy, combined with a generous mood boost, can make it a very productive strain for tackling a variety of otherwise annoying tasks. Small talk with the squares can be a struggle, however, as you keep forgetting you’re supposed to be responding with words, not just grins and giggles. As this phase wanes, all that heavy psychoactivity presents the check and discreetly suggests a brief nap before continuing with your day. Personally, I find this combination of effects to be highly desirable and have greatly enjoyed Heady Club DC’s Classic Cookies (aka GSC) throughout the week. The Gentleman highly recommends you try them out for yourself.

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